National Threat Level
"ELEVATED"
could increase at any time
VIOLENCE THREATENS WAR BETWEEN GEORGIA, RUSSIA!!!
IN A REAL LIFE GAME OF POLITICAL CHECKERS, EX RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN SAYS "KING ME"!!! BUSH CRIES FOUL!!!
DEBT STRESS MAKING PEOPLE SICK!!!
SICK LATELY? THE CAUSE COULD BE LYING IN YOUR WALLET!!! STAGGERING AMOUNTS OF DEBT CAUSE REAL ILLNESS AMONG CONSUMERS!!!
3G IPHONE CAUSES WORLDWIDE MAYHEM!!!
THRONGS OF PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD ARE FORCING THEIR WAY INTO CROWDED APPLE STORES TO SCORE THE NEW THE IPHONE 3G. IF YOU ARE NOT IN LINE NOW, YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET ONE!!!
WALGREENS ACCUSED OF RX SCAM!!!
PHARMACY GIANT WALGREENS IS ACCUSED OF RIPPING OFF LITTLE OLD LADIES EVERYWHERE!!! GUESS WHO'S PAYING FOR IT...YOU ARE!!!
GAS PUMP RIP-OFFS!!!
YOU SUSPECTED IT WAS TRUE AND YOU WERE RIGHT!!! GAS STATIONS EVERYWHERE ARE RIPPING YOU OFF!!! INVESTIGATIONS HAVE PROVEN YOUR FEARS TO BE WELL FOUNDED.