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CONNECTICUT TEEN SURVIVES BUBONIC PLAGUE INFECTION!!!

CONNECTICUT TEEN SURVIVES BUBONIC PLAGUE INFECTION!!!

ONCE THOUGHT TO BE AN "OLD SCHOOL" DISEASE, THE PLAGUE IS PROVING TO BE A MODERN DAY THREAT!!! THIS BOY SURVIVED...WILL YOU?
BAY BRIDGE JERSEY WALLS ARE CORRODING!!!

BAY BRIDGE JERSEY WALLS ARE CORRODING!!!

EXAMINATION SHOWS THE BAY BRIDGE IS NEAR COLLAPSE!!! BRIDGES EVERYWHERE COULD BE AS BAD OR WORSE!!! YOUR NEXT BRIDGE CROSSING MAY BE YOUR LAST!!!
DAMAGING VIDEO OF OFFICER, CO. WORKER GOES PUBLIC!!!

DAMAGING VIDEO OF OFFICER, CO. WORKER GOES PUBLIC!!!

LOOKS LIKE THE "GOOD GUYS" ARE GOING TO THE BIG HOUSE!!! WHO'S GOING TO PROTECT YOU NOW???
TWO INJURED WHEN SEMI SLAMS INTO MCDONALDS!!!

TWO INJURED WHEN SEMI SLAMS INTO MCDONALDS!!!

BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE TAKING THE KIDDIES TO MICKEY D'S!!! A "MAC" TRUCK JUST MIGHT EAT YOUR LUNCH!!!
SIX EXCAPEES STILL AT LARGE IN THE SOUTHWEST!!!

SIX EXCAPEES STILL AT LARGE IN THE SOUTHWEST!!!

LOCK YOUR DOORS AND LOAD YOUR WEAPONS!!! SIX HARDENED CRIMINALS, LIKELY TO BE ARMED, HAVE RECENTLY ESCAPED POLICE CUSTODY. HAVE YOU LOOKED BEHIND YOU LATELY?

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HURRICANE PANIC FROM THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER!!!

THIS IS OFFICIAL, PEOPLE!!! CLICK ON FOR ALL THE HORRIBLE PICTURES!!!

HURRICANE PANIC IS HERE!!!

THIS IS IT! THE BIG ONE! CLICK ON "NATURE'S FURY" FOR ALL THE HURRICANE PANIC!!! TREES BENDING!!! STOP SIGNS RATTLING!!! METEOROLOGISTS' HAIR BLOWING!!! STORM TRACKS, ...

OVERZEALOUS HANDSHAKES COULD CAUSE INJURY!!!

CINDY MCCAIN IS IN A SLING FROM A HANDSHAKE INJURY!!! THIS VIDEO INCLUDES "SUGGESTIONS FOR A HEALTHY HANDSHAKE"!!! STAY SAFE WHILE SHAKING HANDS!!! KEEP YOUR ELBOW ...

IS THE HPV VACCINE SAFE?

It's a vaccine that could protect young girls from cervical cancer when they're older. But some fear Gardasil may have painful side effects. CBS 2's ...