THIS IS OFFICIAL, PEOPLE!!! CLICK ON FOR ALL THE HORRIBLE PICTURES!!!
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THIS IS IT! THE BIG ONE! CLICK ON "NATURE'S FURY" FOR ALL THE HURRICANE PANIC!!! TREES BENDING!!! STOP SIGNS RATTLING!!! METEOROLOGISTS' HAIR BLOWING!!! STORM TRACKS, PICTURES, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO REACH THE PROPER AMOUNT OF PANIC!!!
A TORNADO HAS RIPPED THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD, SEVERAL TREES SUFFER LOSS OF LIMBS!!!
RAW VIDEO FOOTAGE!!! A KITESURFER IS "SWEPT AWAY BY THE STORM"!!!
MANY PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET IT!!! HURRICANES ARE DANGEROUS!!! BOARD UP YOUR HOUSES AND LEAVE TOWN NOW!!!
DESTRUCCIÓN AMONESTADORA DE LA MUERTE DE LA TORMENTA DEL PELIGRO DE LA EMERGENCIA!!!
TREES ARE BENDING OVER AND STOP SIGNS ARE RATTLING!!!
Severe thunderstorms plowed across the Midwest during the night, ripping roofs from buildings, chasing people to shelter and blacking out thousands of homes and businesses.