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	<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>LIVE VIDEO FEEDS FROM HURRICANE CARNAGE!!!</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/live-video-feeds-from-hurricane-carnage/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/live-video-feeds-from-hurricane-carnage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ORLANDO Free video streaming by Ustream
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		<title>HURRICANE PANIC FROM THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER!!!</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/hurricane-panic-from-the-national-hurricane-center/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/hurricane-panic-from-the-national-hurricane-center/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THIS IS OFFICIAL, PEOPLE!!! CLICK ON FOR ALL THE HORRIBLE PICTURES!!!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THIS IS OFFICIAL, PEOPLE!!! CLICK ON FOR ALL THE HORRIBLE PICTURES!!!</p>
<p><a href="http://panicmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/223231-1.gif"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-408" title="223231-1" src="http://panicmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/223231-1-300x240.gif" alt="50-MILE AN HOUR WIND PROBABLILITIES" width="300" height="240" /></a><a href="http://panicmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/223231-21.gif"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-409" title="223231-21" src="http://panicmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/223231-21-300x240.gif" alt="TROPICAL STORM FORCE WIND PROBABILITIES!!!" width="300" height="240" /></a><a href="http://panicmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/223231p_sm-1.gif"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-410" title="223231p_sm-1" src="http://panicmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/223231p_sm-1-300x240.gif" alt="FAY\'S DESTRUCTION" width="300" height="240" /></a><a href="http://panicmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/223231w_sm-1.gif"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-411" title="223231w_sm-1" src="http://panicmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/223231w_sm-1-300x240.gif" alt="3-DAY PATH OF DESTRUCTION AND TERROR!!!" width="300" height="240" /></a></p>
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		<title>HURRICANE PANIC IS HERE!!!</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/hurricane-panic-is-here/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/hurricane-panic-is-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[PANIC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[THIS IS IT! THE BIG ONE! CLICK ON &#8220;NATURE&#8217;S FURY&#8221; FOR ALL THE HURRICANE PANIC!!! TREES BENDING!!! STOP SIGNS RATTLING!!! METEOROLOGISTS&#8217; HAIR BLOWING!!! STORM TRACKS, PICTURES, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO REACH THE PROPER AMOUNT OF PANIC!!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THIS IS IT! THE BIG ONE! CLICK ON <a href="http://panicmonger.com/category/natures-fury/">&#8220;NATURE&#8217;S FURY&#8221;</a> FOR ALL THE HURRICANE PANIC!!! TREES BENDING!!! STOP SIGNS RATTLING!!! METEOROLOGISTS&#8217; HAIR BLOWING!!! STORM TRACKS, PICTURES, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO REACH THE PROPER AMOUNT OF PANIC!!!</p>
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		<title>TORNADO SPINS OFF FAY, TEARS THROUGH TOWN!!!</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/tornado-spins-off-fay-tears-through-town/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/tornado-spins-off-fay-tears-through-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A TORNADO HAS RIPPED THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD, SEVERAL TREES SUFFER LOSS OF LIMBS!!!
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		<title>IRAN LAUNCHES ROCKET!!!</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/iran-launches-rocket/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/iran-launches-rocket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[TERROR]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[WAR]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[THE TECHNOLOGY used to carry satellites into space CAN ALSO BE USED FOR LAUNCHING WEAPONS!!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THE TECHNOLOGY used to carry satellites into space CAN ALSO BE USED FOR LAUNCHING WEAPONS!!!</p>
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		<title>KITESURFERS BEWARE!!! DO NOT KITESURF IN HURRICANES!!!</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/kitesurfers-beware-do-not-kitesurf-in-hurricanes/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/19/kitesurfers-beware-do-not-kitesurf-in-hurricanes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RAW VIDEO FOOTAGE!!! A KITESURFER IS &#8220;SWEPT AWAY BY THE STORM&#8221;!!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RAW VIDEO FOOTAGE!!! A KITESURFER IS &#8220;SWEPT AWAY BY THE STORM&#8221;!!!</p>
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		<title>OVERZEALOUS HANDSHAKES COULD CAUSE INJURY!!!</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/18/overzealous-handshakes-could-casue-injury/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/18/overzealous-handshakes-could-casue-injury/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[PANIC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[CINDY MCCAIN IS IN A SLING FROM A HANDSHAKE INJURY!!! THIS VIDEO INCLUDES &#8220;SUGGESTIONS FOR A HEALTHY HANDSHAKE&#8221;!!!
STAY SAFE WHILE SHAKING HANDS!!! KEEP YOUR ELBOW AT 90 DEGREE ANGLE!!! BE FIRM, BUT NOT &#8220;TOO FIRM&#8221;!!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CINDY MCCAIN IS IN A SLING FROM A HANDSHAKE INJURY!!! THIS VIDEO INCLUDES &#8220;SUGGESTIONS FOR A HEALTHY HANDSHAKE&#8221;!!!</p>
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		<title>&#8220;THERE&#8217;S NO SUCH THING AS A WEAK HURRICANE!!!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/18/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-weak-hurricane/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/18/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-weak-hurricane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:44:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[NATURES FURY]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://panicmonger.com/?p=390</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MANY PEOPLE JUST DON&#8217;T GET IT!!! HURRICANES ARE DANGEROUS!!! BOARD UP YOUR HOUSES AND LEAVE TOWN NOW!!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MANY PEOPLE JUST DON&#8217;T GET IT!!! HURRICANES ARE DANGEROUS!!! BOARD UP YOUR HOUSES AND LEAVE TOWN NOW!!!</p>
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		<title>FAY TROUNCES CUBA!!! LEAVES LOTS OF WATER IN ITS WAKE!!!</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/18/fay-trounces-cuba-leaves-lots-of-water-in-its-wake/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/18/fay-trounces-cuba-leaves-lots-of-water-in-its-wake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[NATURES FURY]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[DESTRUCCIÓN AMONESTADORA DE LA MUERTE DE LA TORMENTA DEL PELIGRO DE LA EMERGENCIA!!!
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		<title>RICE TO RUSSIA &#8220;YOU&#8217;RE PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME&#8221;!!!</title>
		<link>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/18/rice-to-russia-youre-playing-a-dangerous-game/</link>
		<comments>http://panicmonger.com/2008/08/18/rice-to-russia-youre-playing-a-dangerous-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[WAR]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[RICE ATTENDS EMERGENCY NATO MEETING IN BRUSSELS!!!
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