PANIC MONGER!!!

CONNECTICUT TEEN SURVIVES BUBONIC PLAGUE INFECTION!!!

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:42:19 +0000

ONCE THOUGHT TO BE AN “OLD SCHOOL” DISEASE, THE PLAGUE IS PROVING TO BE A MODERN DAY THREAT!!! THIS BOY SURVIVED…WILL YOU?

BAY BRIDGE JERSEY WALLS ARE CORRODING!!!

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:35:42 +0000

EXAMINATION SHOWS THE BAY BRIDGE IS NEAR COLLAPSE!!! BRIDGES EVERYWHERE COULD BE AS BAD OR WORSE!!! YOUR NEXT BRIDGE CROSSING MAY BE YOUR LAST!!!

DAMAGING VIDEO OF OFFICER, CO. WORKER GOES PUBLIC!!!

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:28:15 +0000

LOOKS LIKE THE “GOOD GUYS” ARE GOING TO THE BIG HOUSE!!! WHO’S GOING TO PROTECT YOU NOW???

TWO INJURED WHEN SEMI SLAMS INTO MCDONALDS!!!

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:13:23 +0000

BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE TAKING THE KIDDIES TO MICKEY D’S!!! A “MAC” TRUCK JUST MIGHT EAT YOUR LUNCH!!!

SIX EXCAPEES STILL AT LARGE IN THE SOUTHWEST!!!

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:48:55 +0000

LOCK YOUR DOORS AND LOAD YOUR WEAPONS!!! SIX HARDENED CRIMINALS, LIKELY TO BE ARMED, HAVE RECENTLY ESCAPED POLICE CUSTODY. HAVE YOU LOOKED BEHIND YOU LATELY?

VIOLENCE THREATENS WAR BETWEEN GEORGIA, RUSSIA!!!

admin — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:25:09 +0000

IN A REAL LIFE GAME OF POLITICAL CHECKERS, EX RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN SAYS “KING ME”!!! BUSH CRIES FOUL!!!

DEBT STRESS MAKING PEOPLE SICK!!!

admin — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:14:28 +0000

SICK LATELY? THE CAUSE COULD BE LYING IN YOUR WALLET!!! STAGGERING AMOUNTS OF DEBT CAUSE REAL ILLNESS AMONG CONSUMERS!!!

3G IPHONE CAUSES WORLDWIDE MAYHEM!!!

admin — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:06:57 +0000

THRONGS OF PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD ARE FORCING THEIR WAY INTO CROWDED APPLE STORES TO SCORE THE NEW THE IPHONE 3G. IF YOU ARE NOT IN LINE NOW, YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET ONE!!!

WALGREENS ACCUSED OF RX SCAM!!!

admin — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:50:17 +0000

PHARMACY GIANT WALGREENS IS ACCUSED OF RIPPING OFF LITTLE OLD LADIES EVERYWHERE!!! GUESS WHO’S PAYING FOR IT…YOU ARE!!!

GAS PUMP RIP-OFFS!!!

admin — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:36:45 +0000

YOU SUSPECTED IT WAS TRUE AND YOU WERE RIGHT!!! GAS STATIONS EVERYWHERE ARE RIPPING YOU OFF!!! INVESTIGATIONS HAVE PROVEN YOUR FEARS TO BE WELL FOUNDED.