National Threat Level
"ELEVATED"
could increase at any time
TWO INJURED WHEN SEMI SLAMS INTO MCDONALDS!!!
BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE TAKING THE KIDDIES TO MICKEY D'S!!! A "MAC" TRUCK JUST MIGHT EAT YOUR LUNCH!!!
HURRICANE PANIC FROM THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER!!!
THIS IS OFFICIAL, PEOPLE!!! CLICK ON FOR ALL THE HORRIBLE PICTURES!!!
HURRICANE PANIC IS HERE!!!
THIS IS IT! THE BIG ONE! CLICK ON "NATURE'S FURY" FOR ALL THE HURRICANE PANIC!!! TREES BENDING!!! STOP SIGNS RATTLING!!! METEOROLOGISTS' HAIR BLOWING!!! STORM TRACKS, PICTURES, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO REACH THE PROPER AMOUNT OF PANIC!!!
TORNADO SPINS OFF FAY, TEARS THROUGH TOWN!!!
A TORNADO HAS RIPPED THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD, SEVERAL TREES SUFFER LOSS OF LIMBS!!!
IRAN LAUNCHES ROCKET!!!
THE TECHNOLOGY used to carry satellites into space CAN ALSO BE USED FOR LAUNCHING WEAPONS!!!
KITESURFERS BEWARE!!! DO NOT KITESURF IN HURRICANES!!!
RAW VIDEO FOOTAGE!!! A KITESURFER IS "SWEPT AWAY BY THE STORM"!!!
OVERZEALOUS HANDSHAKES COULD CAUSE INJURY!!!
CINDY MCCAIN IS IN A SLING FROM A HANDSHAKE INJURY!!! THIS VIDEO INCLUDES "SUGGESTIONS FOR A HEALTHY HANDSHAKE"!!!
STAY SAFE WHILE SHAKING HANDS!!! KEEP YOUR ELBOW AT 90 DEGREE ANGLE!!! BE FIRM, BUT NOT "TOO FIRM"!!!
“THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A WEAK HURRICANE!!!”
MANY PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET IT!!! HURRICANES ARE DANGEROUS!!! BOARD UP YOUR HOUSES AND LEAVE TOWN NOW!!!
FAY TROUNCES CUBA!!! LEAVES LOTS OF WATER IN ITS WAKE!!!
DESTRUCCIÓN AMONESTADORA DE LA MUERTE DE LA TORMENTA DEL PELIGRO DE LA EMERGENCIA!!!
RICE TO RUSSIA “YOU’RE PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME”!!!
RICE ATTENDS EMERGENCY NATO MEETING IN BRUSSELS!!!